15.12.04

Calculations

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X,Y, and Z are represented as 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, and 26, then:

HARD WORK is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 %

KNOWLEDGE is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 %

But ATTITUDE is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 %
and BULLSHIT is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 %

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ASSKISSING will take you: 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 %

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P.s:(I copied it from somewhere I can't remember)



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Haha thats funny!!