Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
If A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X,Y, and Z are represented as 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, and 26, then:
HARD WORK is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 %
KNOWLEDGE is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 %
But ATTITUDE is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 %
and BULLSHIT is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 %
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far ASSKISSING will take you: 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 %
P.s:(I copied it from somewhere I can't remember)
George Bush went to the doctor for a routine physical. "I'm sorry to tell you" said the doctor,"but you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts: 'left and 'right.'" "Yes",said George Bush,with his usual arrogant certainty,"the same as everyone else's." "True",replied the doctor,"But in your case,the left part has nothing right in it,and the right part has nothing left in it!"
I have many friends but there are only three that I spend most of the time with and only one that knows all my secrets, and one day I am going to kill one of these three friends, not on purpose but accidentally, why is that? let me start from the first accident last year when we were on a picnic in Surman (west to Tripoli) I was joking with my friend and I through a stone from a very far distance to his way and while he thought it was coming toward him he moved to the place where after few seconds the stone hit the back of his head and you should know the rest , this was the first victim ,The second was two months ago when we were at my home the four of us , but now it’s another one’s turn , this time my friend was not wearing a shirt and washing his hands after a long day of moving furniture from my old house , there we have this machine for cold and hot water so I poured some hot water and checked it with my finger and it was warm , I poured it on him to make him feel a bit warmness as a Joke (again) but he jumped and screamed so bad and when I ran to see his shoulder everything went black in front of me I saw his skin was shedding out , it turned to be my finger didn’t feel that the water was boiling, I only can say that he was a real friend that he still speaks to me , the last victim was two days ago and he is again so lucky to have me as friend cos I broke his hand when I closed the car’s door on his hand , all I want to say from all this is that the true friend is the only one who can forgive you for any thing you do even if you hurt him physically not only emotionally , and thank god that I have this kind of friends around me.
I'm reading this book(خواطر طبيب) for a Libyan Doctor , who gave us some lectures back in the Primary medical year , he is د.عثمان الشيبانى الزنتانى , Dr Otman was one of my favorites in that year cos he really was an interesting person that makes you keep listening cos you will always learn something new and that was the reason for me to buy this book and by the way it is not a medical book , once I started reading it I found myself enjoying reading it.
And this is a short part from the book that I hope the Dr will forgive me for writing it
تحد لفعل الخير
كم اكون مكتئبا ... وحزينا عندما ابحث عمن أسدى لى خدمة... واعاننى علىأمر من الامور فى فترة مضت... ولا أجده ...لاجدد شكرى له كثيرا ما تمر بنا حالات نحتاج فيها للعون والمساعدة من الغير... وبطلب منا أو بدونه ياتى الاخرون لمساعدتنا ولكنهم يذهبون بسرعة... حتى ربما لانعرف من هم... واين نجدهم فى المقابل نجد ان من يعاملنا بالسوء... لا يغيب عن انظارنا ... ونجد ان الزمن يجعله قريبا منا هل هذا هو احد قوانين الحياة؟! ربما فى ذلك تحد للناس على فعل الخير
I mean isn’t that true or what , and there is a lot more facts
Now after Ramadan and Eid is over I think I'll be staying at home more than I used to and have time to write again, for the people who doesnt know how Ramadan is here in Libya, I think you should know that after Kyam prayers about 21:30 till 03:00 most of the people are outside there houses going over other houses , shopping!!,relaxing at some cafe, doing nothing , there isn't so many choices though , for me the first 15 days in Ramadan I went to Saudia Arabia for Umra and this is the best thing anybody should do if he wants to get something from Ramadan,when I came back I found out that Uni has started and I actually missed some lectures but I started attending to the Clinical examination two weeks ago, it was fun sometimes actually medicine in general is something I enjoy studying , I take the human body as a story the evil in this story is the illness and it's armed with manythings Bacteria ,viruses , worms and trumas , and the good people in the story are our imune system and the drugs that we take , but the big hero in this big story is the Doctor that is trying to defeat evil, its nice to know that oneday I'm going to be a hero even I find myself to having too much deficulties to get to that point .
For more than a week now I was thinking of what should be the first thing I write in this Blog , and I still cant find something more usueful than these few words that I'm writing now , so simply I would consider this as my first post and wil start writting new posts .