George Bush went to the doctor for a routine physical. "I'm sorry to tell you" said the doctor,"but you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts: 'left and 'right.'" "Yes",said George Bush,with his usual arrogant certainty,"the same as everyone else's." "True",replied the doctor,"But in your case,the left part has nothing right in it,and the right part has nothing left in it!"