15.12.04

سطران من كتاب (لو جاء نوح) لأنيس منصور

إذا كان الدين لايغير اسلوبك فى الحياة , أفضل لك ان تبحث عن دين أخر

الفرفشة تجعلك تنسى الهموم, الدين هو الذى يجعلك تتغلب عليها

قصيدة جميل .. محبط للشاعر عبد الرحمن بن مساعد


ارفع حجر تلقى مُغني ... اكتب شطر تصير شاعر
اكسب صحافة .. تصير سيّد للثقافة
جميل هذا الوقت مُحبط

اكتب بما يرضي ضميرك .. تصير حاقد
اشتم بحدة .. تصير ناقد
نافق بشدة .. يصير مستقبلك واعد
جميل هذا الوقت مُحبط

اسرق رغيفين .. تصير المجرم السارق
اسرق ملايين .. تصير الماجد الحاذق
جميل هذا الوقت مُحبط

اشرب على وقت العشا .. كاسة نبيذ
واسمع لشوبان .. وارقص الفالس .. تصير متحضر
اطلق اللحية ورتل القرآن وصل الخمس .. تصير إرهابي
جميل هذا الوقت مُحبط

اجرح يهودي .. تقوم هالدنيا وتقعد
اهتك اعراض .. ثكّل يتامى .. شيل بيت وامحي مسجد ... تنوم هالدنيا وتسكت
جميل هذا الوقت مُحبط

عيش هالعمر الوسيع .. وبعد ماتحياه موت
عيشوا هالعمر الوسيع .. وموتوا
الوعد يوم الوعيد .. يوم تنسى الام الطفل الرضيع
عظيم ذاك الوقت .. منصف


منقولة عن موقع نبض الشوارع

Calculations

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X,Y, and Z are represented as 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, and 26, then:

HARD WORK is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 %

KNOWLEDGE is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 %

But ATTITUDE is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 %
and BULLSHIT is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 %

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ASSKISSING will take you: 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 %

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P.s:(I copied it from somewhere I can't remember)



Bush and the Doctor

George Bush went to the doctor for a routine physical. "I'm sorry to tell you" said the doctor,"but you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts: 'left and 'right.'" "Yes",said George Bush,with his usual arrogant certainty,"the same as everyone else's." "True",replied the doctor,"But in your case,the left part has nothing right in it,and the right part has nothing left in it!"

13.12.04

BUsh's Stamp

4.12.04


In Trafalgar Square and National Gallery in the face

I took this in Trafalgar Square in June 2004
*click on it to see the full size*

3.12.04

Friends

I have many friends but there are only three that I spend most of the time with and only one that knows all my secrets, and one day I am going to kill one of these three friends, not on purpose but accidentally, why is that? let me start from the first accident last year when we were on a picnic in Surman (west to Tripoli) I was joking with my friend and I through a stone from a very far distance to his way and while he thought it was coming toward him he moved to the place where after few seconds the stone hit the back of his head and you should know the rest , this was the first victim ,The second was two months ago when we were at my home the four of us , but now it’s another one’s turn , this time my friend was not wearing a shirt and washing his hands after a long day of moving furniture from my old house , there we have this machine for cold and hot water so I poured some hot water and checked it with my finger and it was warm , I poured it on him to make him feel a bit warmness as a Joke (again) but he jumped and screamed so bad and when I ran to see his shoulder everything went black in front of me I saw his skin was shedding out , it turned to be my finger didn’t feel that the water was boiling, I only can say that he was a real friend that he still speaks to me , the last victim was two days ago and he is again so lucky to have me as friend cos I broke his hand when I closed the car’s door on his hand , all I want to say from all this is that the true friend is the only one who can forgive you for any thing you do even if you hurt him physically not only emotionally , and thank god that I have this kind of friends around me.