Crazy people

I had couple of Japanese friends who thought that we are " the rest of the world " weired and crazy so take a look at this and tell me if they were right or not ?

Ping Pong Matrix style

Food Fighting

Desktop personality

So what does this background say about me ?
waiting for your analysis Dr.Akak

MiniFan

Are you feeling really hot these days ?
Is your air conditioner not working probably?
Do you have troubles with repeated electricity cut offs ?


now we have the solution for you
MiniFan
it's the world's smallest cooling device
MiniFan
it works without electricity or battaries
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it works very easily
just shake it right and left and the cool breeze will hit your face
MiniFan
fits in your pocket so you can take it everywhere with you
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Makes your summer cold :)

MiniFan

Caution

not suitable for children under 3 years of age ( it's easily swallowed )

How dumb I can be

I open the fridge there is only fat free milk which I hate so much and the whole milk isn't in the fridge but in the cupboard so i decide ok let me use the fat free milk, I pour it in my mug put it in the microwave till it gets hot then I add cocoa to it, now I remember why didn't I use the normal milk :S didn't I just boiled the cold fat free milk .


I arrive just in time for my favorite show on tv , the show starts and I am watching but where is the remote control, I get up and look for it in the whole room, half the episode has passed and I can't find it I look outside the room during commercials I keep looking till the show is over and I still can't find the remote , why didn't I just sit and watch ? what I was going to do with the remote anyway ? .


What will happen if I put the cd the wrong side? , I've thought about it so many times and I decided to be dumb enough and try it , surprisingly the computer didn't explode as I thought and the cd driver is still working good but there is one thing I was hoping to happen, I wanted to get an error message saying WRONG SIDE flip the CD over .


I was hungry and lonely I wanted to eat something, I find a can of Fooll mdamis , I put the pan on the cooker I add oil and then put whats in the can all on the frying pan with really hot oil and the fire almost reached the ceiling I flip the pan in it's place and cut off the gas , what a mess now .
my mind tells me to always put the frying pan on the cooker then add some oil then eggs cos I am used to making fried eggs only , and I forgot that this time the fooll mdamis can contains water and when you add that to hot oil a fire will start .

La Extraordinary Liga

I actually don't bite my nails but I pull them off with my other nails when I am so stressed or excited, yes I am that crazy and you wouldn't understand why until you see how stressing and exciting the last few games in the Spanish league (La Liga) were. My team; Real Madrid were loosing the whole time until the last minute when they turned everything the other way around and won, they didn't do it in one game or two but for the last few rounds on the Spanish league every game for Real Madrid was so special because they fought till the last minute and always got over the other teams and win.

I am sure if I had heart problem I would be dead by now from all the moments I went through while watching the last three rounds of the Spanish league.

Last night was the last game in the league and I can't describe to you how happy I was when Real Madrid finally and after four years of waiting they won the Spanish league :D , I swear if you hated football you would still love and enjoy the excitement of the Spanish league this year, the heat was until the last match between three teams; Real Madrid, Barcelona and Seville. Real Madrid surprisingly came from behind and stole the lead from Barcelona and managed to keep the lead till the last game even though they were equal in points, 76 each but Real won the league because they won the results of the two games between them and Barcelona.

I feel so sorry for all Barcelona's fans who were showing off the whole year and now in the end the best team won :D

من خطبة الجمعة - خمس خصال

روي أن رجلاً جاء إلى إبراهيم بن أدهم فقال له : يا أبا إسحاق إني مسرف على نفسي ، فأعرض على ما يكون لها زاجراً ومستنقذاً لقلبي

قال : إن قبلت خمس خصال وقدرت عليها لم تضرك معصية ولم توبقك لذة

قال : هات يا أبا إسحاق !
قال : أما الأولى : فإذا أردت أن تعصي الله عز وجل فلا تأكل رزقه

قال : فمن أين آكل وكل ما في الأرض من رزقه ؟

قال : يا هذا ! أفيحسن أن تأكل رزقه وتعصيه ؟
قال : لا ,هات الثانية .
قال : إذا أردت أن تعصيه فلا تسكن شيئاً من بلاده

قال الرجل : هذه أعظم من الأولى ! يا أبا إسحاق إذا كان المشرق والمغرب وما بينهما له فأين اسكن ؟

قال : يا هذا! أفيحسن أن تأكل من رزقه وتسكن بلاده وتعصيه ؟

قال لا ، هات الثالثة .
قال : إذا أردت أن تعصيه وأنت تحت رزقه وفي بلاده فانظر موضعاً لا يراك فيه مبارزاً له فاعصه فيه

قال : يا إبراهيم ! كيف هذا وهو مطلع على ما في السرائر ؟

قال يا هذا أفيحسن أن تأكل من رزقه وتسكن بلاده وتعصيه وهو يراك ويرى ما تجاهر به ؟

قال : لا هات الرابعة .
قال : إذا جاءك ملك الموت ليقبض روحك فقل له : أخرني حتى أتوب توبة نصوحاً واعمل لله عملاً صالحاً

قال : لا يقبل مني !

قال يا هذا فأنت إذا لم تقدر أن تدفع عنك الموت لتتوب ، وتعلم أنه إذا جاء لم يكن له تأخير ، فكيف ترجو وجه الخلاص ؟

قال : هات الخامسة

قال : إذا جاءتك الزبانية يوم القيامة ليأخذوك إلى النار فلا تذهب معهم

قال : لا يدعونني ولا يقبلون مني

قال : فكيف ترجو النجاة إذا ؟

قال له : يا إبراهيم حسبي حسبي , أنا استغفر الله واتوب إليه , و لزمه في العبادة حتى فرق الموت بينهما .

اسأل الله ان يلطف بأهل عمان ويحفظهم وخاصة اختنا العزيزة ليبية وأهلها

TAQNYA 2007

I went to TAQNYA 2007 The International Telecom & Information Technology Exhibition, it wasn't that intersting as it was more for the companies than individuals who are just curios like me,but again it's nice to see new stuff plus I had nice time learning from this guy at a company showing their finger print operated locks quite intersting how it works I even tried it .

any way here is some pctures from the exhibition dedecated to misratia who couldn't coem this year .

This is the entrance to the exhibition

LTT was the first thing I saw just to the right of the entrance , I asked them some questions but again there were no useful answers , but at least they said may be this September they are going to lower the prices for the adsl to 20 dinars instead of 50 a month and also make some changes on the services to make it better than it's now .



LTT had open WiFi Internet connection in the area of the exhibition, and they also had this questionnaire that I answered quite honestly so I hope they don't cut my connection at home .

Motorola

The General post and telecom company

Almadar Telecom

Althuraya

Nokia was there with a big collection of music players that work as phones as well , it's really amazing how the phone settings became the last thing you look for in a mobile phone .

HP

Ericsson

Libyana hand nothing to show except leaflets on their 3G service which we already know everything about it

NEC

not trying to look at the empty half of the cup but things like this entrance to the exhibition makes me so irritated and I wonder why they can't make entrance that doesn't make you feel like going into a prison .

No comment for this one , if you are interested it's just few meters away from the exhibition entrance

Libyan Tech with LTT

LTT (Libya Telecom and Technology) finally made some changes on their website, this is giving me hope that maybe one day they will make some changes or update their services, maybe the ADSL will get cheaper or at least the connection will work properly. However, there is nothing to do other than wait and complain.

anyway check out the LTT magazine it has some interesting information .

if you are interested in more Tech check out TAQNYA 2007 (The International Telecom & Information Technology Exhibition) which is starting today at the Tripoli International Fair, I'll definatly try to find time to go there soon inshallah.

تشوييط

فتحت الباب

جف وجهي

وقف شعري

ابتلت جبيني

التصقت شفاتي

يا شينيك نهار احرف

تي شني هالجو يا جماعة الخير الدنيا بتولع فيها النار خلاص تي والله لما فتحت باب الحوش اليوم تقول فاتح باب كوشة و جهي لين جف من الصهد . الصيف خش بكري بكري السنة هذي ولا شني , مش اول امس كانت الدنيا برودة ويخي حتي صقع في الليل ,الباين انه مش اي صيف , صيف يشوّط

يا فرحة شركة الكرباء وخلاص المكيفات والعة بكري السنة هذي و الباين انها بتقعد والعة اربعةوعشرين ساعة طول الصيف , الواحد خلاص ميقدرش يتحرك من غيرالتكييف و كان اخترعو مكيف ينحط غلي الضهر يعني بورتابل اكيد حنشري واحد لانه والله المشوار للجامع اللي جنب الحوش اليوم تقول فايت وسط حمام بخاري حتي النفس هرب عليا والمية معاش تفلق لانه تقول صابها في كسكاس اللي نشربه يطلع عرق علي طول .

يستر الله وخلاص

Ewww

I read this interesting article in Time magazine , about the research of two guys on The Ewww Factor , the study made by Andrea Morales and Gavan Fitzsimons is based on the concept of touch transference which is If something repulsive touches something benign, the latter, even if it's physically unchanged, becomes "infected."

In a series of studies, the researchers found not only that some products--trash bags, diapers, kitty litter, tampons--evoke a subconscious feeling of disgust even before they're used for their ultimate messy purposes, but they can also transfer their general ickiness to anything they come in contact with.

The idea that negative qualities can be passed by a touch has become hardwired, says Fitzsimons. (That applies to good qualities too, which is why touching a holy object or person is considered a way of acquiring a little holiness for oneself.) So he and Morales set out to see whether toilet paper and other products could psychologically contaminate food in a shopping basket.

Any food that touched something perceived to be disgusting became immediately less desirable itself, though all of the products were in their original wrapping. The appeal of the food fell even if the two products were merely close together; an inch seemed to be the critical distance, More irrationally still, the subjects were less comfortable with a transparent package than an opaque one, as if it somehow had greater power to leak contamination.

It's also part of a growing trend of applying science to supermarkets (see chart). Analysts who study shopping habits have already made some surprising discoveries about product placement. "Eye level," for example, used to mean, not surprisingly, "at the level of the eyes." But shoppers tend to keep their eyes aimed at cart level much of the time, making sure they aren't about to run over another customer. And because Americans read from left to right, shelf-stockers tend to put name brands like, say, Heinz, on the left side of the ketchup display, and the lesser known, more profitable in-house brand on the right.

the whole article is here

It's very interesting since I find myself in the supermarket when i put things in the bags I try to keep the toilet paper alone in a separate bag I never knew why but I was doing it subconsciously and now thinking about it yes I would always try to not take anything I see someone holding before me like like if I want a can of Pepsi and someone just warped his hand around it and put it back in the fridge I wont take that one but another one , I think of it as matter of not healthy more than Ewww but after all the Pepsi alone unhealthy and at least 10 people touched before it got to me so in the end should we make a bag for the can so when you take it you throw the bag and open the can cos the can only protects whats in it but what protects the can itself .

this reminds me of bazeen, isn't it cool to eat it with someone with green color under his nails :P

in the end as they say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger or as we say in Libyan

اللي ما يقتل يسمن